i like to tell people when i need to go pee
"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”
"i dismiss you, not the bell"
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
Kanye is everything!!!
Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like
My cats tried to reenact the Lion King (they did this to themselves btw)
when teachers type google.com into a google search bar
i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs
so i googled dan radcliffe dogs
this wasnt what i meant
when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights