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montypythonandtheholyblog:

I clean my room about once every five years and every time I do I rediscover this 365-day diary I got for my 7th birthday

your-sinking-ships:

lukehadtobail:

"there is nothing wrong with our school system"

Fuck it I’m reblogging

lameust:

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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fries-and-bowties:

The skeleton war is killing more.

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

intensional:

me

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

fury-of-the-seventh:

Stop reblogging this now they think they’re cool